In which Kenny requires stimuli and Greg pinches some from Mist1 's Must Get a Hobby
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Hey greg
Greg says:
Here
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
I require stimuli
Greg says:
‘fraid stimulus is the best you’re going to get from me
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
If that
Greg says:
Abuse?... already
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
You were going for grammar jokes
Greg says:
That’s true
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
STIMULUS!!!
Greg says:
I thought you wanted stimuli
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
I’ve got coffee
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
and gotta be realistic
Greg says:
Fine... stimulation...
Greg says:
And the topic today is...
Greg says:
Why don’t we hibernate?
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
You’re libra, I’m libra, it would be fatal
Greg says:
It’s a good reason but seriously
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Why is it always men that ask me this?
Greg says:
You get asked to hibernate a lot?
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Couple of times
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
But always guys. Why no girls?
Greg says:
Well hibernation is still very old fashioned
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
?
Greg says:
Guys have got to do the asking
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Ah bullshit. I know loads of hiber-couples where she made the first move
Greg says:
Then I wouldn’t like to say
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Tell me
Greg says:
I really don’t want to
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
I can take it
Greg says:
no
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
please
Greg says:
I’m not saying I’m any better
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Are you about to tell me I ming?
Greg says:
No! well not really
Greg says:
And only from a hibernation point of view
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Is this is my penalty for beating you yesterday
Greg says:
Look I’m sorry. I just think ladies are after, different qualities
Greg says:
And it was one all
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
That I don’t have
Greg says:
I’m just trying to be realistic
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
And these qualities would be?
Greg says:
different
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Different?
Greg says:
On a woman to woman basis
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
But from a woman in general basis
Greg says:
I’m thinking more Tom Hanks than Leonardo de Caprio
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Older?
Greg says:
I believe the adjective is snugglier
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Is tom hanks snugly then?
Greg says:
This is what I’ve been told
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
And I’m Leonardo de Caprio?
Greg says:
For the purposes fo this simile
Greg says:
Would you prefer to be Woody Allen?
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
For this simile?
Greg says:
And purposes of snugglehood estimation
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Then no thankyou
Greg says:
This hasn’t answered the question
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
?
Greg says:
Why don’t we hibernate?
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Don’t know. Don’t care
Greg says:
But are you stimulated?
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
No
Greg says:
Not even mildly?
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Plus I’ve finished my coffee
Greg says:
Well piss off then
Kenny, fair Kenny says:
Cheerio
Greg says:
Bye
2 comments:
I feel like I am part of a scientific community now.
In the context of what I said a few posts back (to the effect that if you don't find this at all funny consider it data collection) that is an impressively harsh criticism.
I'm willing to play the odds you haven't read that though so thanks for coming by :)
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