Its banter and I just ran with it OK?
I am not some ugly whistling stinky version of Patrick Swayze.
Greg says:
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Greg says:
Uncredible sale – must end soon!!!
Kenny second now says:
Alright already. Just give me a minute
Greg says:
Minute granted – but I’ll be whistling while I’m waiting
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_________5 MINUTES LATER____________
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Greg says:
Money back if not 100% satisfied. Are you avoiding me?
Kenny second now says:
Hell yeah. You’re ugly, stinky and your whistling is beginning to grate.
Greg says:
Fair point. Though its not impossible to ignore the whistling and any real friend would. I guess we’d better talk about bears then
Kenny second now says:
I do ignore the whistling. I mean I’m willing to. But it’s a cumulative thing. Could you perhaps alternate between being ugly, stinky and the whistling?
Greg says:
I’ll try – though I would think that the fact you can neither see, hear or smell me would help
Kenny second now says:
What can I say – I have a lucid imagination
Greg says:
So if you imagine I’m not stinky ugly and whistling would that work?
Kenny second now says:
Theoretically yes – its just not a believable scenario I fear
Kenny second now says:
I mean take away your ugliness stink and whistling and what have you got?
Greg says:
I don’t know
Kenny second now says:
Nor do I – it looks kind of like Patrick Swayze though
Greg says:
I don’t look like Patrick Swayze
Kenny second now says:
There’s my point. Take away the ugly stinky whilstlitude and your essence goes with it
Greg says:
But without the ugly stinky whistling you see me as Patrick Swayze? It must be these dancers’ legs of mine
Kenny second now says:
Saying that its more Kurt Russell from this angle
Greg says:
Perhaps if you downgraded the stinkiness and concentrated on the left side of my face – its more photogenic
Kenny second now says:
My left or your left?
Greg says:
My left – and turn down your imaginary lighting a bit
Kenny second now says:
Well I wouldn’t say it actually fixes the ugly but you ain’t hideously ugly from that side
Greg says:
Thanks ken – that means a lot from you
Kenny second now says:
I guess it isn’t exactly you but close enough that it can’t be anyone else
Greg says:
Can we talk about bears now?
Kenny second now says:
No
Greg says:
How come? – the black bear is particularly fascinating
Kenny second now says:
Cos I’ve gotta go – cu
