Conversation #22 – Big Game Hunters and Botanists

The bleakness of human existence is discussed along with suitable professions to pick-up girls.

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

You claim to be a scientist

Greg says:

Sometimes. It’s a crappy line though.

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

True. Hasn’t quite got the masculine grrr of big game hunter

Greg says:

That alienates the animal crowd though

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Lumberjack?

Greg says:

Greenies

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

How about millionaire playboy seeking stable relationship

Greg says:

Theoretically good but not hugely believable

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Not the way you dress

Greg says:

I might be able to pull off eccentric millionaire playboy

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Does that beat big game hunter?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Or unemployed bum for that matter

Greg says:

I dunno. Perhaps there’s a website

Greg says:

Did you start with a point by the way?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

I did

Greg says:

Good

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Yes

Greg says:

Do you wish to share it?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Yes

Greg says:

&?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Can’t remember

Greg says:

Good

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

I’ll get back to you

LATER

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Okay – You claim to be a scientist

Greg says:

No. Millionaire playboy me

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Wearing those shoes?

Greg says:

Eccentric millionaire

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Fine. Let us suppose you were a scientist though

Greg says:

Ok. Any particular kind?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

I’m easy. How about a botanist?

Greg says:

Very well... for purposes of this conversation I’m a botanist

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Am I going crazy or is it the whole world?

Greg says:

Woah – big question

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

No one said botany was going to be easy

Greg says:

Do you include yourself in the whole world?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Ok. Me, the whole world or the whole world excluding me?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

Look either I’m nuts or the whole of the rest of the people in this office have to be

Greg says:

This doesn’t sound good

Greg says:

Plus its more choices. How about everyone is sane and it’s the organisation that is crazy

Greg says:

I keep being told that any corporation, psychologically, would be considered a sociopath

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

You’re a botanist remember – quit with the sociology

Greg says:

Fair enough – check your boss for greenfly and get back to me

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

That’s pathetic

Greg says:

Really?

The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:

really

Greg says:

Well I’m a millionaire playboy. What do I know?