Victory is shouted from the rooftops in accordance with custom and we end not with a bang but a whimper
Greg says:
Hear this today
Greg says:
all people of all nations hear me
The Mona Kenny says:
morning
Greg says:
Sing it loud and sing it proud
The Mona Kenny says:
Oh no. no singing.
Greg says:
Are you really going to criticise my singing ability?
The Mona Kenny says:
Nope. My own.
The Mona Kenny says:
If I hear I’m going to be singing I try to be in a different room
Greg says:
On its way to epigramhood but it ain’t there yet
The Mona Kenny says:
If I was wearing my smoking jacket you’d be in real trouble bud
Greg says:
Either way we are evading the point. Shout it from the rooftops...
Greg says:
Let the heralds proclaim...
The Mona Kenny says:
Yada-yada-yada
Greg says:
We won the pub quiz!
The Mona Kenny says:
That is the wow?
Greg says:
And we didn’t cheat!
The Mona Kenny says:
That is a wow
The Mona Kenny says:
Any other entrants?
Greg says:
scores
The Mona Kenny says:
And these entrants. Anything wrong with them
Greg says:
No. and you will not ruin my day of carnival
The Mona Kenny says:
Is that a challenge?
Greg says:
Not really. In fact it’s a grown man doing a little dance
The Mona Kenny says:
And what did you win for your triumph?
Greg says:
Glory + respect + £14
The Mona Kenny says:
Was that you personally or you as a team?
Greg says:
As a team – divied up I got £3 (plus Glory and Respect)
The Mona Kenny says:
Off a stake of?
Greg says:
£1 (plus no Glory and little Respect)
The Mona Kenny says:
Basically you won a pint then
Greg says:
In
Greg says:
But glory and respectwise I’m in the bank.
The Mona Kenny says:
Well congratulations then. I will contact one of my agents down there to pat you on the head
Greg says:
Thanks - but could you clap me on the back instead, the hair you know
The Mona Kenny says:
Very well. To maintain the balance you will be clapped on the back but by a kind of camp agent with a bunch of daffodils
Greg says:
You know I can’t see that boosting either my level of Glory or Respect
The Mona Kenny says:
Possibly not but Infamy-wise you’ll get a fillip
Greg says:
Maybe but I’d rate Glory and Respect over infamy any day
The Mona Kenny says:
What’s wrong with infamy?
Greg says:
Lots of people are infamous but I wouldn’t want to be them.
The Mona Kenny says:
You say that now but Casanova was infamous
Greg says:
So was john-wayne bobbit
The Mona Kenny says:
Point taken
The Mona Kenny says:
So to speak
Greg says:
[whimper]
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