Conversation #13 – Fifty clerics plus God

The wedding from Conversation #6 or #7, one of the ones back then, is discussed and Greg hangs his head

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

And were they wed?

Greg says:

irrevocably

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

and utterly?

Greg says:

Probably. Quite definitely though

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

no fingers crossed

Greg says:

Or only pretending to sign the register

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

You know this for sure?

Greg says:

I guess it could have been an elaborate charade

Greg says:

Of course the clergy would have to be in on it

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Didn’t you say he was a vicar

Greg says:

Well yeah. He does have an in I guess

Greg says:

But he also had about 10 priests doing the service and 40 witnessing

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Plus god

Greg says:

Plus God

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Difficult to get to them all

Greg says:

Particularly the ineffable ones

Greg says:

If it was a charade it was at least a charade with free booze

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Communion wine?

Greg says:

Yeah. Plus communion filo pastry, communion braised beef and communion strawberries

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Sounds fairly communal

Greg says:

My head thought so this morning

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Well that was a crap ending to a very promising little thread

Greg says:

I hang my head

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Oh I bear responsibility. What sort of line is Sounds fairly communal?

Greg says:

A perfectly reasonable feedline. My head remains hung

Greg says:

Actually they threw a communion/blessing type thing in the wedding

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

So the pros didn’t have to get up this morning?

Greg says:

Lol. Could be

Greg says:

Or could be some sort of priest-to-priest favour thing

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

A trade discount type affair?

Greg says:

I’ll bet they didn’t make him pay more than cost, if that

Greg says:

In any case I didn’t go up

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

For communion?

Greg says:

Yeah. Unspoken agreement from the secular contingent

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

How long have you been waiting to type secular contingent?

Greg says:

Not at all. I got my fill of that particular phrase

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Mwaha. Sorry. Gotta go

Greg says:

cu