Showing posts with label Tom Hanks. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Conversation #16 – Hibernationation

In which Kenny requires stimuli and Greg pinches some from Mist1 's Must Get a Hobby

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Hey greg

Greg says:

Here

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

I require stimuli

Greg says:

‘fraid stimulus is the best you’re going to get from me

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

If that

Greg says:

Abuse?... already

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

You were going for grammar jokes

Greg says:

That’s true

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

STIMULUS!!!

Greg says:

I thought you wanted stimuli

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

I’ve got coffee

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

and gotta be realistic

Greg says:

Fine... stimulation...

Greg says:

And the topic today is...

Greg says:

Why don’t we hibernate?

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

You’re libra, I’m libra, it would be fatal

Greg says:

It’s a good reason but seriously

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Why is it always men that ask me this?

Greg says:

You get asked to hibernate a lot?

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Couple of times

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

But always guys. Why no girls?

Greg says:

Well hibernation is still very old fashioned

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

?

Greg says:

Guys have got to do the asking

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Ah bullshit. I know loads of hiber-couples where she made the first move

Greg says:

Then I wouldn’t like to say

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Tell me

Greg says:

I really don’t want to

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

I can take it

Greg says:

no

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

please

Greg says:

I’m not saying I’m any better

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Are you about to tell me I ming?

Greg says:

No! well not really

Greg says:

And only from a hibernation point of view

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Is this is my penalty for beating you yesterday

Greg says:

Look I’m sorry. I just think ladies are after, different qualities

Greg says:

And it was one all

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

That I don’t have

Greg says:

I’m just trying to be realistic

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

And these qualities would be?

Greg says:

different

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Different?

Greg says:

On a woman to woman basis

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

But from a woman in general basis

Greg says:

I’m thinking more Tom Hanks than Leonardo de Caprio

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Older?

Greg says:

I believe the adjective is snugglier

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Is tom hanks snugly then?

Greg says:

This is what I’ve been told

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

And I’m Leonardo de Caprio?

Greg says:

For the purposes fo this simile

Greg says:

Would you prefer to be Woody Allen?

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

For this simile?

Greg says:

And purposes of snugglehood estimation

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Then no thankyou

Greg says:

This hasn’t answered the question

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

?

Greg says:

Why don’t we hibernate?

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Don’t know. Don’t care

Greg says:

But are you stimulated?

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

No

Greg says:

Not even mildly?

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Plus I’ve finished my coffee

Greg says:

Well piss off then

Kenny, fair Kenny says:

Cheerio

Greg says:

Bye