Monday, October 30, 2006

Conversation #29 – Eunuchs and efficiency

Greg says:

What are you doing?

Kenny second now says:

I am sitting at my desk – drinking coffee and watching the world

Greg says:

And they say men can’t multitask

Kenny second now says:

Who do?

Greg says:

Well women mostly – some ladyboys too - perhaps the odd eunuch.

Kenny second now says:

Hemaphrodites?

Greg says:

Hermaphrodites – it has an R – I counted them in the lady boy category

Kenny second now says:

Ladyboys aren’t hermaphroditic are they? I thought they were transsexuals

Greg says:

Well yes – fine – change above to women mostly – some persons of unconventional gender – perhaps the odd eunuch

Kenny second now says:

And this is ‘they’

Greg says:

Pretty much

Kenny second now says:

Cheeky buggers

Greg says:

Exactly – and you there sitting, drinking, watching and typing practically simultaneously

Kenny second now says:

You know how all the servants in some palaces used to be eunuchs

Greg says:

Yeah. Well kind of – which palaces?

Kenny second now says:

I don’t know – any palaces – what does it matter?

Greg says:

Well if they are just a myth it matters a good deal

Kenny second now says:

Wikipedia Eunuch – they were real – they were all over the place

Kenny second now says:

Were they employed because they could multitask?

Greg says:

Lol. Theres a self help book waiting to be written
Kenny second now says:

Improved personal efficiency – Nature’s Way? (bolt-cutters not included)

Greg says:

The Black-and-Decker guide to success

Kenny second now says:

Spay your way to riches

Greg says:

Nice. Have you got a suggestion box at work?

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