Conversation #14 – The Girl with Two Heads

The concept of a woman with two heads is discussed and swings between euch, kinky and nasty.

Greg says:

You return

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

For about an inch and a half

Greg says:

Tea?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Coffee

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

But good guess

Greg says:

Hardly a guess

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

I guess I do need more jokes

Greg says:

And better ones

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Did you have some reason to interrupt my inch?

Greg says:

I did

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Well hurry along then

Greg says:

What do you make of a woman with two heads?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

I sit stunned

Greg says:

Your tea will get cold

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Its coffee. Specifically a woman?

Greg says:

Yep.

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Theoretical or actual?

Greg says:

Shall we say actual for the time being?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

I’d say euch.

Greg says:

and theoretic?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Well that’s a bit different

Greg says:

That’s what I thought

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Fewer problems with genetic deformities and bony nodules

Greg says:

More with has one man got enough love

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Vile as this conversation is turning hell yeah

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Problem is

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

I can’t think of any attractive way to make it work

Greg says:

Big Fish?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

They were at the hip. Plus they were freaky

Greg says:

But in principle?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

I can’t see it working

Greg says:

killjoy

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Head one has a headache – head two doesn’t?

Greg says:

Head one likes you – head two hates you

Greg says:

that’s two minds one body not a girl with two heads

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Are you just proposing one mind then?

Greg says:

Yeah. One body. One mind. Two heads.

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

In that case I say we are back to disturbing

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Plus I can only imagine this woman stop-motion animated

Greg says:

Battling Godzilla?

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Godzilla wasn’t stop-motion and I was thinking Jason and the argonauts

Greg says:

Principles the same

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

I guess

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Even still I say we have ceased to be kinky and are back to nasty

Kenny ate my Grandmother says:

Plus your inch is up.

Greg says:

Lonely, rejected and despised