In which Greg rants and Kenny responds. Mildly
Greg says:
Why cheese?
The Mona Kenny says:
Good day - and why not cheese?
Greg says:
Because its rotten milk
The Mona Kenny says:
&?
Greg says:
Rotten stuff is bad
The Mona Kenny says:
But cheese is rotten milk plus – rotten stuff plus = good
Greg says:
exactly
The Mona Kenny says:
Eh?
Greg says:
You’ve got this rotten milk. It stinks enough to make you heave. Do you a) throw it out or b) scrape the skanky lumpy bits off the top, leave them to further rot and then eat them?
The Mona Kenny says:
b)
Greg says:
Are you suicidal or something?
The Mona Kenny says:
actually a)
Greg says:
I feel a punch line coming...
The Mona Kenny says:
not at all
Greg says:
so you agree with me
The Mona Kenny says:
not so much
Greg says:
but still a) throw it out
The Mona Kenny says:
yep
Greg says:
why?
The Mona Kenny says:
I leave cheese making to the experts – like plumbing and orthodontistry
Greg says:
I was thinking more along the lines of “if you were the bloke who invented cheese”
Greg says:
Like how did it get invented
Greg says:
Who in their right mind decided to take stuff that makes you vomit and make food
The Mona Kenny says:
Well that’s a bit different
The Mona Kenny says:
b)
Greg says:
and we return to the suicide question
The Mona Kenny says:
I’m adventurous
Greg says:
you’re idiotic
The Mona Kenny says:
I’d be a pioneer
Greg says:
a vomiting pioneer
The Mona Kenny says:
Think of the glory
Greg says:
a baby-belle on your tombstone?
The Mona Kenny says:
They wouldn’t call it cheese – they’d call it kenny
Greg says:
As in “one whiff of Kenny makes me vomit”?
The Mona Kenny says:
As in – whenever I go abroad I miss English Kenny
The Mona Kenny says:
Gotta go
Greg says:
Cheerio
2 comments:
Cheese doesn't bother me, despite the fact that it is moldy. It's sour cream that I find disturbing. Why does it have an expiration date? Isn't it already sour?
Cheese doesn't bother me either.
I like cheese.
I love cheese.
J'adore fromage if you wish to go continental for a half line.
I just find it inexplicable that someone would try to invent a food out of stuff that makes you vomit.
If the intelligent design people had any sense they'd ignore the stuff with genome cascades or whatever it is and challenge the Darwinians to explain cheese in terms of a stepwise evolution.
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