The bleakness of human existence is discussed along with suitable professions to pick-up girls.
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
You claim to be a scientist
Greg says:
Sometimes. It’s a crappy line though.
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
True. Hasn’t quite got the masculine grrr of big game hunter
Greg says:
That alienates the animal crowd though
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Lumberjack?
Greg says:
Greenies
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
How about millionaire playboy seeking stable relationship
Greg says:
Theoretically good but not hugely believable
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Not the way you dress
Greg says:
I might be able to pull off eccentric millionaire playboy
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Does that beat big game hunter?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Or unemployed bum for that matter
Greg says:
I dunno. Perhaps there’s a website
Greg says:
Did you start with a point by the way?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
I did
Greg says:
Good
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Yes
Greg says:
Do you wish to share it?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Yes
Greg says:
&?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Can’t remember
Greg says:
Good
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
I’ll get back to you
LATER
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Okay – You claim to be a scientist
Greg says:
No. Millionaire playboy me
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Wearing those shoes?
Greg says:
Eccentric millionaire
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Fine. Let us suppose you were a scientist though
Greg says:
Ok. Any particular kind?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
I’m easy. How about a botanist?
Greg says:
Very well... for purposes of this conversation I’m a botanist
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Am I going crazy or is it the whole world?
Greg says:
Woah – big question
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
No one said botany was going to be easy
Greg says:
Do you include yourself in the whole world?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Ok. Me, the whole world or the whole world excluding me?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
Look either I’m nuts or the whole of the rest of the people in this office have to be
Greg says:
This doesn’t sound good
Greg says:
Plus its more choices. How about everyone is sane and it’s the organisation that is crazy
Greg says:
I keep being told that any corporation, psychologically, would be considered a sociopath
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
You’re a botanist remember – quit with the sociology
Greg says:
Fair enough – check your boss for greenfly and get back to me
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
That’s pathetic
Greg says:
Really?
The Kenny of the Seven Veils says:
really
Greg says:
Well I’m a millionaire playboy. What do I know?
1 comment:
Um, boys, I has a doublewide trailer fer sale reel cheap. You can impress thuh ladies with yer pad instead of yer smooth talk.
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