The Hyperkenny says:
Life is full of woe
Greg says:
And noted for it
The Hyperkenny says:
That Schopenhauer knew what he was on about
Greg says:
Similarly kirkegaard
The Hyperkenny says:
Was kirkegarrd miserable?
Greg says:
Quite possibly.
Greg says:
What is it that has you in a tis
The Hyperkenny says:
Not a tis. Catastrophe, heartbreak, dudgeon. This is serious. She’s married
Greg says:
she?
The Hyperkenny says:
Sarah
The Hyperkenny says:
From the train
Greg says:
Ah. So you ceased transcending long enough to find out her name.
The Hyperkenny says:
Yeah. Kind of wish I’d kept going though
Greg says:
Doesn’t she wear her ring then?
The Hyperkenny says:
Of course she does
Greg says:
Doesn’t have to be of course. Some people don’t
The Hyperkenny says:
Bull. Name seven
Greg says:
I dunno and before you go further I can see your game pal
The Hyperkenny says:
Game?
Greg says:
Don’t give me that.
Greg says:
You’re trying to get me to say that women not wearing rings tell me they’re married
The Hyperkenny says:
I don’t know what you are on about
The Hyperkenny says:
Wgich I suspect makes two of us
Greg says:
So if she wears her ring how come you didn’t know
The Hyperkenny says:
Bah. Finger non-remembrance type thing
Greg says:
Third finger – left hand
The Hyperkenny says:
Well yeah I know that now
Greg says:
What was she like
The Hyperkenny says:
Fascinating legs, hypnotic nose, With regards personality the only true goddess naturally.
Greg says:
So what’s wrong with her
The Hyperkenny says:
She’s married. Isn’t that enough?
Greg says:
For a normal person yes.
The Hyperkenny says:
And just what are you implying
Greg says:
Think of it not so much as implying and more as extrapolating
The Hyperkenny says:
Extrapolating from what?
Greg says:
Erica.
The Hyperkenny says:
Not my finest hour but you’ll need more than that
Greg says:
I don’t see why but Catherine was still going out with thingy when you wooed
The Hyperkenny says:
a) it was almost over b)the wooage was mutual and c) thingy was a dick.
Greg says:
His being a dick doesn’t change his horns
The Hyperkenny says:
What the hell does that mean?
Greg says:
What - horns? Indicative of cuckoldry
The Hyperkenny says:
hurrumph
Greg says:
You stole his girl
The Hyperkenny says:
I guess that’s true
Greg says:
Still he was a dick so who cares
The Hyperkenny says:
An act of mercy really
Greg says:
Preservation of the species
The Hyperkenny says:
Proactively ensuring the genetic inferiority of dicks
Greg says:
You should really get a medal
The Hyperkenny says:
Or perhaps some kind of plaque
Greg says:
So what was wrong with train girl?
The Hyperkenny says:
She points at you when she talks.
Greg says:
She doesn’t even know me
The Hyperkenny says:
Nevertheless
Greg says:
Does she carry some sort of compass
The Hyperkenny says:
No – 100% instinct. Just stands there wagging her finger in the general direction of north
Greg says:
Uncanny
The Hyperkenny says:
You said it
Greg says:
And kind of scary
The Hyperkenny says:
Certainly enough to put a lad off his stroke
Greg says:
Yarr. Zhud. Yak. Fadadah
The Hyperkenny says:
And with that image I leave you
Greg says:
[Attempts to scrape image out of head using a fish slice]
The Hyperkenny says:
Why have you got a fish slice at your desk?
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