In which Greg evaluates life’s misery and Kenny considers the squirrel
Greg says:
Civilisation is a construct of the devil to make misery the standard of existence
The Hyperkenny says:
Hungover again?
Greg says:
Am beginning to think previous hangover was just the beginning of bona fide plague
The Hyperkenny says:
And yet you still have the ability to evalutate life’s misery. Bad luck by the way
Greg says:
Not ability. Excess time
The Hyperkenny says:
what
Greg says:
As in I’ve been waiting to use it somewhere for days
The Hyperkenny says:
That’s rather honest of you
Greg says:
Ill - remember
The Hyperkenny says:
That will explain it. What’s your pin number?
Greg says:
So secret not even I know
The Hyperkenny says:
Who does then?
Greg says:
Oh I do. Induced schizophrenia. We each know one number.
The Hyperkenny says:
Who does?
Greg says:
Myself and three suppressed personalities
The Hyperkenny says:
Are they any less flawed as human beings than you?
Greg says:
No but oddly one is taller and another has really manageable hair
The Hyperkenny says:
And the last one?
Greg says:
Dunno. Could be mute I suppose.
The Hyperkenny says:
Or possibly assumes control when you are sleeping
Greg says:
[shudders]
The Hyperkenny says:
Hey this is your flight of fancy
Greg says:
Yeah but that’s kind of creepy
The Hyperkenny says:
Anyway you were about to explain how you know what order the numbers should be in
Greg says:
Erm…
The Hyperkenny says:
24 combinations
Greg says:
Erm… [insert lightbulb] … that’s classified J
The Hyperkenny says:
Classified :|
Greg says:
Classified. Obviously there’s a simple explanation
The Hyperkenny says:
Obviously
Greg says:
HINT: Think about squirrels (taps nose conspiratorially)
The Hyperkenny says:
Goodbye
Greg says:
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