Kenny breaks some news and metaphorical barriers are broken
Greg says:
Today we play another game
Kenny vs Kenny says:
No we don’t
Greg says:
Yes we do
Kenny vs Kenny says:
No we DON’T for today I break news
Greg says:
Very well. But this had better be incredible news
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Oh it is – so much so that I shall leave you for a minute with only the phrase “so she said its Ch’unch’on or death” and go and get myself coffee
Greg says:
Wait a sec
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Yep?
Greg says:
Okay - you can go now
Kenny vs Kenny says:
good of you
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Kenny vs Kenny says:
I return
Greg says:
With coffee?
Kenny vs Kenny says:
With coffee and news
Greg says:
Keep them both. The window for news has closed.
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Which window – where window?
Greg says:
The window that went “oo oo I’m closing” five minutes after you said you’d be away for a minute.
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Oh that window. Well if its shut then I guess I can’t tell you
Greg says:
It’s a shame cos you got me really tantalised
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Doubly because it’s the kind of news that you’d really appreciate
Greg says:
When the window is shut the window is shut and what is a man to do?
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Wise words. Of course I could shout
Greg says:
Unfortunately it is not a real window. Your words would get lost in the transference to metaphor
Kenny vs Kenny says:
That’s fine. I was only going to metaphorically shout anyway
Greg says:
In any case the window appears to be double glazed
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Metaphorically or really?
Greg says:
How exactly do you envisage a metaphorical window with real double glazing?
Kenny vs Kenny says:
I don’t think I did - the window is your metaphor
Greg says:
Actually the double glazing is my metaphor – the window just came as part of the package
Kenny vs Kenny says:
But if it hadn’t then surely you would have had to provide your own metaphorical window – otherwise it would just be single glazing
Greg says:
thats true but the window is more a display stand for the metaphor than an active component of metaphor itself
Kenny vs Kenny says:
So the window is metaphorically ownerless
Greg says:
Actually the metaphorical window is actually ownerless.
Greg says:
You said it was metaphorically ownerless – big difference
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Freak. In any case I claim the metaphorical window and open it
Greg says:
You can’t – the metaphorical double glazing is in the way
Kenny vs Kenny says:
Okay then I smash the window
Greg says:
vandal
Kenny vs Kenny says:
SIS GOT THE JOB – SHE’S OFF TO
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